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Can bad dinosaur jokes get a laugh?
You bet Jurassican!
😂 Dino giggles ahead
Weekly Dino Jokes
Silly jokes for classrooms, families, book events, and every MANNERsaurus who loves a good laugh.
This week’s joke
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic Pork!
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More prehistoric punchlines
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What does a dinosaur put on its sandwich?
Dino-mustard!
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Why did the dinosaur take a book to dinner?
It had a huge appetite for stories!
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What do polite dinosaurs say before eating?
“Please pass the pre-historic peas!”
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Why was the T. rex a quiet singer?
It only used its indoor roar!
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Why did the dinosaur clean the table?
Because good manners never go extinct!
Laughing is better with a good book.
Meet Jimmie and the dinosaurs in When You Take a Dinosaur to Dinner.